
My fourth interview is with a friend of mine who happens to be dating the previous person I just interviewed. This is Shiraya Martin.
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Q1: What do you like about this object?
A1: "Well, it is… I don’t like anything about this piece of shiiiiit."
Q2: Nice. What do you not like specifically?
A2: "I don’t like clicky lids, because you have to bite them and they get all chewed up. I hate that it’s blue, it can be sexist, and it’s difficult to hold, and the fact that it’s not dishwasher safe blows."
Q3: What would change?
A3: "Everything. I would change everything, cause it’s a piece of crap."
Q4: How’s it feel in your hand?
A4: "It feels really uncomfortable, and I can’t do much with my hands around it"
Q5: If you were to kill someone with it, how would you do it?
A5: "I would… hmm… I would fill it with lead and use it like a blunt object."
You really must hate this bottle.
"This thing is so unpleasant."

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